Tuna

I've gotten heavily into canning. So far I have canned almost a pound of tuna. That makes three small jars. I know what you're thinking: Yum. I hope you're right. The tuna I chose was the cheap (15.95lb) albacore variety. I wanted the yellow fin but that was 26.95 per lb. So, this is not a money saving proposition. I suspect it would even be less so if I caught the fish myself - license, fishing gear, charter boat, etc - unless I caught one of those famed million dollar blue fin.

Potatomistake

How can I tell if my potato is ready? This one is soft. Really soft. And it has purple antlers.

You notice something fishy about these herefords? Ok, maybe not fishy but elky?



Here he is standing next to his friends. Someone told me that he moved in with the steers a couple months ago.

Did anybody else happen to catch the chicken staring contest at the fair this year?

Sarah

Did you hear Sarah Palin's comment about hockey moms and pit bulls? She said, "I love hockey moms. 'You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick." A gross generalization if you ask me. Not all pit bulls wear lipstick. I had one and she never wore lipstick.
On a related note, if lipstick is one word why is pit bull two words? Or, why are pit bull two words?

Freedom

You can't beat it. I know what you're thinking. Where are the helmets? If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Helmet laws suck.