I've got visitors from out of town coming tonight. I've made these makeshift beds with borrowed foam-rubber pads from T and J. When I texted that I was coming over to borrow pads, T, or J said "that would be no problem. We also have tampons." Understandable mistake. I guess.
Each guest is provided with a small selection of reading material (On the Origin of Species, The Complete Bicycle, a biography of John James Audubon, and some sailing books) art, and a small mammal of his choice.