Some of you are aware that I interviewed for a job today. It was in Milwaukee and, you’ll be happy to know, I was the tannest one in the room. It was really no contest.
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The lesson here is never to underestimate the power a good tan has over future employers. I am not sure if it is the stunning beauty that lovely beef jerkey skin emits, or if the jealous frenzy the other potential employees are subcontiously sent into, but I do know that it is magic. Don't worry, you're a shoe in.
It was just a happy coincidence that I happen to keep a Speedo in my briefcase. I was actually taken by surprise when one of the interviewers said, "Okay, we'll take a break while Jonathan changes into his swimsuit. Let's meet back here at ten after."
5 comments:
The lesson here is never to underestimate the power a good tan has over future employers. I am not sure if it is the stunning beauty that lovely beef jerkey skin emits, or if the jealous frenzy the other potential employees are subcontiously sent into, but I do know that it is magic. Don't worry, you're a shoe in.
Did you wear a tie to the interview?
Mr. Holmes,
No. A speedo looks kinda silly with a tie.
I always hate the swimsuit contest part of the interview.
How'd you do in the eveningwear and talent portions?
It was just a happy coincidence that I happen to keep a Speedo in my briefcase. I was actually taken by surprise when one of the interviewers said, "Okay, we'll take a break while Jonathan changes into his swimsuit. Let's meet back here at ten after."
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