Somehow Diane ended up about three feet from the pond. It reminds me of the David Sedaris story, “Get Your Ya Yas Out,” about his Greek grandmother. Her gold fish jumped out of its bowl and Ya Ya says, “He think to have a suicide,” and “Why he have a suicide?” I am not sure how Diane died. Was it a suicide? We may never know.
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Aquatic life is known for its strange behavioral "instincts". Stranger yet to me, however, is why someone would name a fish Diane.
She just looked like a Diane.
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